Taivaassa mies kysyi Jumalalta: "Miksi sinä et tullut auttamaan minua?" Jumala vastasi: "Kyllähän minä autoin, lähetin kaksi miestä auttamaan sinua!"
Opettaja:
-Missä Jumala asuu?
Pikku-Kalle vastaa:
-Meidän vessassa!
-Hyi sinua, suuttui opettaja. Eihän noin voi vastata.
-Kyllä voi, vastasi Kalle. Eilen äiti avasi vessan oven ja huusi: >>Herra jumala, täälläkö sinä asut>>!
-Noin huonosta todistuksesta pitäisi saada selkäsauna.
-Olen samaa mieltä isä. Minäpä tiedän, missä opettaja asuu.
-Mikä on armeijan suosituin suklaapatukka?
-Mars Mars.
Opettaja Pikku-Kallelta:
-Oletko ollut sairas, kun olet ollut poissa koulusta?
-Joo, ensin minulle tuli tulirokko, sen sammutti vesirokko ja jäljelle jäi tuhkarokko.
-Paljonko kello on?
-I don't know.
-Mitä se tarkoittaa?
-En tiedä.
-Miksi sitten puhut vieraita kieliä, kun et tiedä, mitä se tarkoittaa.
IN ENGLISH:
Teacher to Little Kalle:
-Have you been sick, when you have been out of school?
-Yeah, I first became scarlet fever, chicken pox, and it turned off, there were measles.
There once was a man who was boating. Suddenly, the ship came to a hole. Next came another boater boat and asked, "Do you want to come on board?" He replied, "I will not! I expect that God will help me." The man was confused and left. A short time while a man was waiting. Again came a man who was the boat ride and asked, "Do you want me to help you? Will you come on board?" The man replied again: "I do not. I expect that God will come and help me!" The man took off. It took about 15 minutes. and the man drowned.
In heaven, he asked God, "Why do not you come and help me?" God answered: "Well, I helped, I sent two men to help you!"
Teacher:
-Where God lives?
to LittleKalle is responsible for:
-We use the bathroom!
Ugh, you got angry teacher. After all, some can be answered.
-Yes, said Kalle. Yesterday, the mother opened the bathroom door and screamed: >> my God, this is where you live >>!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight - lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good.
"What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."
This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat that as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.
"It's fantastic out here in the world!" he told them.
"So, are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
"Why? We thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the lab. I'm dying for a cigarette."
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